Master Makes Music

It has now been given to me to reveal the latest breaking news about Master. Most of you likely do not know how multi-talented he is because of the blessings of his God upon him. But you can always count on the Rock Bear to bring you into full disclosure of important truths at the appropriate appointed time. This is one of those elite times.

Master began writing poems and songs many years ago but did not persist at the effort because the world was not ready. His first song was Whup, Whup, Whup, Eiieeee, Whup, Whup, Whup Ohhhhh! It told the story of one of the many girls he fell in love with before he met his real woman. This particular song was about the girl who had a nose so long that “when she sat down, it would rest on the ground, and then she would scratch it with her toes.” You know, I wish I would have been there to see that. I can sit down and scratch my ears with my hind paw. But I’ve never really cared to scratch my nose.

Anyway, it is now revealed to all that last year it was appointed for Master to write some songs that would be true to scripture. There is a lot of so-called “christian music” which Master abhors because it is mushy unscriptural gobbledygook about Jesus and/or it is vain repetitions. Master wanted to show that lyrics should reflect truth as it is found in the Bible.

Master In His Music Creation Studio

One of the problems that Master has is that he knows very little about music. When he was in grade school he played the trumpet one year. He didn’t play it well. His other great experience with music is that his woman plays the piano. In spite of this limited background he determined he would write music because there was stuff floating around in his head that he wanted to get out.

Master figured out that he could accomplish his goal by using a program on the computer that would allow him to punch in notes that he would first play on his keyboard. Through trial and error and much perseverance he figured out how to make it work.

Thus Master punched in notes, wrote lyrics, contemplated, became frustrated, prayed, said unkind things to the computer, read the program manual, rearranged, repunched, rewrote, refrustrated, reprayed, etc. Hour after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month this went on. During this time I had to be very patient with Master and encourage him as best I could. I knew his effort would be worthwhile.

After the music and the lyrics were written there was the vocalizing. You would not have wanted to be here. I didn’t. Because I was here I wanted to howl like a dog. But rock bears have elevated character so I contained myself. Master’s woman would get out of the house and go ride around on the 4-wheeler.

Master knows he can’t sing that well and his feelings weren’t hurt when I told him. He confided to me he would much rather write than perform. I think he wishes that there would be a Christian Calvinist music group elated with the doctrines of grace that was worthy to play and sing his lyrics.

Nonetheless, Master made an all-around gallant effort that he and I both believe proceeded from the grace of God. And now I make known to you that Master, even with his limited musical expertise, has made his own cd!

And I’m going to let you in on some exclusive Rocky Bear knowledge. Are you paying attention? Okay, here goes. There are only 200 copies of this cd in the whole world. Yes, only 200 copies! Not only is this one of the most God glorifying compact disc in the world, but it may become a valuable collector item as well because of its scarcity.

How can you get your copy? Master is selling his cd for $300 each. I know that sounds kind of steep but it is worth it. However I convinced him to temporarily lower the price for what I call the Rocky Bear special. Just email Master and write this phrase in the subject line - “Rocky Bear is the good kind of bear.” Master will email you back and tell you how you can receive his cd for only $10. Remember, you are now indebted to the Rock Bear for this act of mercy.

If you wish to read the lyrics to this cd, go here.